merryweather-comics:

“It’s cold. Can you warm me up?”

fishtrouts:

When you can’t eat 50 baguettes 😤

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egberts:

wizardonline:

you need to start sexualizing janitors

pollyjean:

pollyjean:

today my mom and i met a colobus monkey at the zoo who posed for pictures and then my mom held out her phone to show him the pictures of himself. he was looking at the phone screen for like a full minute i wish i could like understand what was going on in his head

riddledwithrivers:

markv5:

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

disasterenergy:

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

milf-adjacent:

gucci-minh:

cobaltdays:

seraphsfire:

seraphsfire:

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

i have to do all the work around here

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

He had to fight his way to the top

nightlyquotes:

“If you’ve been brutally broken but still have the courage to be gentle, then you’re a badass with the heart of an angel.”

— Keanu Reeves

noodles-07:

mea-laetitia:

cassiesinsanity:

we-willbe-thin:

g0blin-core:

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

im sobbing omg

Please do build a frog its very nice

good-pokemon-center-reviews:

apxlllo:

“don’t speak ill of the dead!” don’t be a piece of shit when you’re alive then

breadbird:

creepsandcrawlers:

dragon-in-a-fez:

people are like “if you put crabs in a bucket they can’t escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don’t help each other” and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

ALSO the crabs arent acting with any kind of malicious intent, theyre not thinking “oh no youre coming down with me” theyre thinking “pinch pinch pinch whats going on right now” its insane to extrapolate a moral point about humans from their behavior

reblog if you engage in crab bucket mentality (pinch pinch what is going on here)

mrdsc1010:

Can’t wait for their collab

ittybittytatertot:

It’s all gay rights and love wins until you’re asked to stop eating one sandwich.

It’s all fuck terfs until you’re asked to stop making merch for a 23-year-old book series.

You’re an activist until you’re asked to change even the smallest thing about the way you live your life.

daxeart:

do not